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08 / 07 / 05 - Shutter
Not unlike a hammer:
blunt, predictable, guaranteed to get the job done. The directors
don't believe in subtlety: every way of ratcheting up the tension is
used to maximum effect: dark interiors, brooding sounds, flash
editing, decaying girls with long black hair... And while it's
inelegant, there's no denying that the approach works; the audience
gasped, screamed, whimpered, laughed, and clapped early and often.
One to be venerated, Shutter isn't, but as far as scary
movies go, it's at least half-good. [**] 10 / 07 / 05 - The New
One-Armed Swordsman
A muscular swordplay
epic, whose balance between intimate male bonding and iconic,
violent encounters spotlights Chang Cheh's mastery of the genre.
Fan favorites David Chang and Lo Lieh do memorable work as the
archenemies, and the final showdown is a satisfying orgy of blood
and martial arts. The spotless new print (premiered at Cannes) also
showcases the broad-stroked appeal of the Shaw Bros. studio
settings; no real location carries quite the same cinematic charm.
Solid entertainment. [**]
11 / 17 / 05 - One
Missed Call 2
Preposterous, inept lump of garbage that pisses on the characters,
story, and scares of the original but has none to speak of itself.
When, about half-way through, a technical problem slid the image out
of focus and distorted the sound, people clapped. [No Stars]
12 /
17 / 05 - R-Point
Strong descent-into-madness tale, set
during the Vietnam war and disguised as a horror picture.
Refreshingly, director Kong eschews gore in favor of brooding
atmospherics: using expressive sound design and dilapidated visuals,
he builds impressive tension, and the few moments of visceral
blood-letting register all the more sharply. The only misstep I
could discern is strategic: although the film suggests that much of
what happens is due to mental deterioration, some instances of the
supernatural are too tangible to ignore, and cheapen its effect.
Still, and overall, R-Point mixes genre wickedness with
strong drama and thoughtful themes better than any film so far this
year. [***]
13 / 17 / 05 - Zee Oui
A grisly tale of child murder and
cannibalism told in the way of a Hallmark commercial. The
storytelling, painfully inappropriate: the script develops with
infantile predictability and reduces a serial killer's mindset to a
few pat flashbacks, and a directorial hand that knows no subtlety
delivers performances and dramatics so overwrought they induced
belly laughs. That being said, the potential for a strong and
thoughtful movie exists: the true-life subject matter, societal
criticism and uniqueness of the killer's dementia are a fascinating
starting point. This remarkably misguided film begs for a remake.
[*]
14 / 17 / 05 - Izo
Post-modern take on the action movie?
Abstract essay on the brutality of man? Bald-faced joke at the
audience's expense? I'll be perfectly honest -- other than a
two-hour compilation of bloodshed, archival footage and live music,
I have no idea what Izo is. But I do know I liked more than
half of it, and flat-out loved certain segments. Miike detractors
need not bother, but those with a taste for the Japanese tyro's
ceaseless experimentation should take note. [**]
[Watched it on video, but since it's
playing at Fantasia right now, I thought it appropriate...]
18 / 17 / 05 - Shaolin Temple
All-star epic telling that most iconic
of tales: the fall of the Shaolin Temple at the hands of the
Manchurians, and the training of Fong Si Yu. Chang Cheh's greatest
talents --iconic imagery, broadly drawn heroism, male bonding-- are
in full force, and the setting allows for memorable set-pieces
(including a labyrinthine mechanical maze). Not quite up to the
manic level of 8 Diagram Pole Fighter or Executioners from
Shaolin, but a must-see. [***]
18 / 17 / 05 - The Devil's
Rejects
A cult classic in the making, and one of
the best grindhouse throwbacks I've ever seen. Remarkable is the
craftsmanship: Rob Zombie's direction is stylish but sure-footed,
and his mix of grisly comedy and of violence has a polish that was
sorely missing in his first outing. But most surprising is the
film's reach: not content with being a mere pastiche, its third act
captures some of the poetry at the core of the exploitation genre,
the strange lyricism found in the actions of men and women far
removed from conventional notions of morality and justice. [***]
19 / 17 / 05
- P Demonic possession
as a metaphor for the prostitution and drug addiction -- one of the
best high-concepts in recent horror movie memory. Too bad the
execution's so wasteful. When director Paul Spurrier explores his
ideas on a vague elemental level, through tone, suggestive imagery
and a percussive score, he gives them haunting power. But when he
treats them literally, with weak scares and fake effects galore, the
film becomes downright laughable. As a whole, it's a rather
disappointing experience, but the sight of six beautiful Thai
strippers dancing in slow, united motion carries at least some
value. [*] 22 / 17 / 05
- Three ... Extremes
Still one of the year's best films. [****]
23 / 17 / 05 -
Night of the Living Dorks
American Pie meets Night of
the Living Dead -- reasonably inspired, surprisingly satisfying.
A big-budget remake wouldn't surprise me. [**]
25 / 17 / 05 -
G.O.R.A. Ridiculous
Turkish rebuttal to mega-budget Hollywood productions that would
have been insufferably cocky if not for a genuinely funny streak of
self-awareness, and a canny knowledge of genre stereotypes ("Hey!
I've seen this before, in that Fifth Element movie with Bruce
Willis!"). Overall, it's still stupefyingly silly, but some
charms are there. [**] |